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Klariza Clayton starring in Max Schneider’s new music video “Nothing Without Love” [x]
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays
Your mamma’s so old, Shakespeare was the first to insult her.
REMEMBER HOW IN FOREST OF THE DEAD DONNA CONSTRUCTED AN ENTIRE LIFE WITH A HUSBAND AND CHILDREN AND SHE WAS HAPPY AND CONTENT BUT NONE OF IT WAS REAL AND THE MOMENT SHE WAS MADE AWARE OF THE LACK OF REALITY THE ENTIRE WORLD BEGAN TO CRUMBLE THEN HER CHILDREN DISAPPEARED THEN YOU FIND OUT HER HUSBAND WAS REAL AND HE TRIES TO CALL OUT TO HER BUT HIS STUTTER STOPS HIM AND YOU’VE NEVER BEEN SO UPSET OVER A ONE EPISODE, TECHNOLGY CONSTRUCTED ROMANCE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE
What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister